Not even lion
fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes
"Why isn’t this a real thing?"
We have the power to cause absolute calamity and nothing else.
they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"
This is like a round of cards against humanity
How the world sees America.