best-of-memes:

Not even lion

reallyreallyreallytrying:

fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes

badtvblog:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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GUILTY

voodoomooncakes:

ducktheripper:

"Why isn’t this a real thing?"

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We have the power to cause absolute calamity and nothing else.

lazymothreblog:


NICEICEICNICE

lazymothreblog:

NICEICEICNICE

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

knightlife:

"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"

knightlife:

"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"

"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao